marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

(Source: daryancrescendshair, via dontletanyonefuckwithyou)

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

(via pleatedjeans)

When I see someone in public who I don’t want to talk to

whatshouldwecallme:

Flipping my hair

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality: